black

Look young . Black rose kali mehendi ke sang.

Or you can couple that with black eye make up and scare little children and animals away.



-Who's that scary hell-cat lady?

-Thats just Dee. She's coloured her hair black again.

-oh.



Them raven birds be my pets.



hahahahahahha. Insert thunder and lightning here.



this post is three months too late. Gone from black to burgundy to burgundy-faded-red-brown.

cosmos , energy , whatever

All is good.

Im back in love with Joaquin Phoenix and the Gallagher brothers.

All the energy in the cosmos is back in equilibrium.

I like sounding profound.

random rantings

one of the things i hate the most is when my beautifully manicured nails go tip tapping and type out one heaps funny post and then vsnl cant find the server just when i fucking post the thing.



calm . happy thoughts. deep breathing.



ok now i'm in my happy place.

Respectmon

Contrary to what you might think , this is not one of them Pokemon or Digimon creatures (ditchimon – haha beryl . hmm ).

This is infact the name of a new secret hand gesture to show one’s respect or lack thereof.

It has two versions.

Sorry Shiph , news of hand sanitizer has spread far and wide in the PSA. ALL its 3.2 members now know of it and the ‘secret’ hand shake.

Dudley almost got her fifteen seconds of fame on the tele. She made it to the special episode of Young Posh and Loaded titled – Those who didn’t make the original show owing to the absence of one/more of the pre requisites - Ok ‘lord’ Raj , you’re in.

The show didn’t air as the only thing stupider than the show itself was the title .

Sorry Dudley , but if you marry Lord Raj , you can become his lady , that way you can go clubbing whenever .

To buy jeans though, you’d have to give them you’re bust size.

It seems that Fiona is infact going to help children in South America , despite them having runny noses.

Got to jet. More later.

P.S – I fear you not, hell-cat. I know people like you who work at the airport.

Break up and smell the coffee

haha ..

more about this later.

thank you everyone who helped me get through this.

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up at one a.m

Bush won . The Americans are stupider than i thought.

Shannon Wheeler is actually a man.

She will be loved by Maroon 5 is an awesome song.

Hungry. Cant find anything to eat.

Mumbai Matinee is a terribly bad movie. Virginity is grossly over rated. Each to his own.

Mosquitoes wont quit. Bitches.

Yawning , tired , zoned out.

While I'm sitting here like a zombie typing this out , Valcanoes are erupting , the galaxy is expanding.

Desperately Xeeking Xena

For a whole year, she was the girl who hung out with the really pretty girl on the ledge. I always wanted to know the really pretty girl , don’t get me wrong , but there was something about her that was extremely attractive (in a non lesbian way.. ha!) .

Then I met both of them through Nina sometime last year.

Chippy and Radz .

Radz is one of the most beautiful people I’ve met. Warm and a genuinely sincere person.

But that’s another post.

This one’s about Chippy.

A few days back she asked me to change her name to Xena on my cell phone . ‘Im the warrior princess , remember Dee?’

She might come across as someone like that . But inside Shilpa Subramanian is … well … I cant really find the words …

Hey Xena , underneath that exterior , you are my Chipsy .



Thank you for listening to all my whining . Thank you for all the gyan.



Enough mush to last everyone a lifetime.

Death of a king

Major dramatic title .. nothing here

Just heard that Sheikh Zayed died. King of United Arab Emirates. Chirag's vexed that he missed the holiday.

Hell , I lived on Sheikh Zayed Road.

Lets hope Kerry's president. (of America)

One step at a time

Time for one to get oneself down the ladder .. one step at a time ..

haha .. one almost got oneself head lost in the clouds. became much too much contemplation woman .

Kicked oneself in the ass and asked oneself to wake up and smell the coffee.

Keeping it real homie bro :) .

Thanks again jonah and yodasan .

Paduwan is doing the coming back.