Dee- hydrated , indeed !

Did everyone know that it was me who caused the Tsunami that caused the death of many an innocent person ?

I do not know why I am taking all the credit for one of the worst natural disasters in the history of the universe. All this secrecy of the new job is making me delirious..

Dalda proved it .. Go read .. Deehydrated is my super woman with many powers type name !!!! Its damn cute..

@ Dalda : Thanks , bro. I am a moody bitch and I do love the water.. How you figured out ?

@ Alice : Pepperspray can be used for many things.. one thing I recommend is , during Cul-ah personality , just generally have someone walk on stage and spray on contestants , the only one who doesn't become comatose , wins , see.. you should make me judge....

@ Dr. Pissed : You quit and guess who took your place ... bwahahahhahaaa ( with thunder and lightning sound effects , since I have those powers vested in me , now )

@ Ladyparadox : Which self respecting Iyer goes to Pecos to eat Appan and Chicken stew ? -- Is what my mother might say .. but give me a high five , sister .. I hear you.

@ Zof : All that music might be a result of insanity .. can i plead insanity ? I was just in that mood that week .. errr.. doesnt justify anything ....

@ the rest of you : If you dont go read that Dalda's post , I will make sure you choke on the next glass of water you drink , i can do that ,you know..

Arrested dee-velopment

Haha ..hmmmm *wiping tear from eye* please hold on while I revel in my ingenius at this most wonderful pun. Please take a look at the title of this post , if you didnt get it.

I thought I'll tell you one story that I was thinking about this morning on my way to work....

Cubicle Cockroach and I went to Peco's one day and then you know what happened ? I'll tell you ... I found pepper spray in her bag .. and I thought , what does this stuff look like ? What colour ? It will be pepper or what ? in an aerosol form ? Colloidal solution , wot ? I was acting smart , no ?

Then I did the smartest thing .. I sprayed some on the table .. white pecos table .. just to see what it looks like .. and it was an orange liquid.

And then two seconds later , theres me , coughing and my eyes are all irate and tearing .. Then I put Cubicle cockroach's jacket on it and hoped to clean it or whatever .. and before long , owing to the phenomenon of dispersion , the guys on the table next to ours started coughing and then the table next to theirs and soon the whole floor was in tears coughing their lungs out.

By this time , I was feeling hyper guilty about the whole thing , and I was trying to cough most non chalantly to avoid anyone figuring out the source was lil ol me.
All this time , my little chinky friend was sitting with the most 'zen' face as if nothing had happened . As if , it were not in fact her pepper spray that had been peppersprayed and her jacket that was covering it. So , man on next table starts screaming , what is that ? what are you girls smoking up ?

Then in all indignition , I'm ( like an idiot , mind you) holding up a can of pepper spray , announcing to the entire room , We aren't smoking up anything ... this is Pepper spray ..

Man on next table : WHY DONT YOU LEARN MARTIAL ARTS OR SOMETHING?! err.. yes .. good point .. umm .. yeah ... and then I went on to drink many beers and eat 4 chicken tacos....

fini.

Mindless Self Indulgance

So I have spent most of this week listening to mindless pop music. Gary Barlow , Kylie Minogue , Shania Twain ... and maybe my saving grace is the Pulp Fiction theme.
So ahead .. mock me .. i dare you..

If life hands you lemons , eat them , scurvy falls short of all the hype.

are you there yet ? huh ? Lady Beryl , this blog was made for you, for lady beryl...

I've been reading some of my older posts , yes I do that sometimes , and I realised , my writing is strangely discontinous.

So today I will leave you with some very interesting words from a Gary Barlow Song that is titled , very intelligently , Love wont wait.
'Love isss soooo haarrddd to finnnd , itttsss so easssyyy to looossse' .

This infact reminds me of a fun story that a colleague told me .. when she went to meet Sri Sri Ravi Shankar .. in an endeaver to do a story on him .. the man gave her wisdom that .. well.. i dont know .. was to cherish ..

'Life is to live ... Death is to die' - How philosophically challenging is that ? In simplicity , therein , lies the greatest truth.

My sarcasm knows no bounds.

A pox on your throat , Tarantino

Before you do anything, you have to go to this link , pacman cometh , my good friend and colleague , Hasina Hasan. It was sweet, Jade, I'm over whelmed really.

Divya can eat four of those indeed... only when she's drunk. How come you didn't mention that... ? huh ? huh ? huh?

I have now realised that I can do one perfect blog entry by copy-pasting text that I find relevant to my mood for the day. I'm like that. Lazy and intelligent. Most of the time anyway.

Since I have already oriented you to this new form of blogging with an introduction from aunty Hasina , we will now continue with this new trend.

2 , Why did Dee Iyer write this entry today ?
.. because she read this one comment on her earlier blog ...

'very nice blog. You seem to have that typical iyer sense of humor,wit,intelligence and a healthy combination of all those.Another interesting perspective to life.'

What more would an aspiring pseudo intellectual , artsy , Iyer woman want ? It was a rhetoric. I can think of many things.... We digress.

Next...

3 , What part of Lady Beryl's blog can we copy-paste to make this all very interesting ?

...'Perhaps the truth will never be known to those it most affects. And perhaps this will be a secret that will die a natural death with its keeper. But there is more than one. They will forever remind you of how you once whored your soul to the devil.'

Intense or what ? Is .. really.. Here .. better left unsaid .. I hope no one in their life has to go through hatred this strong ever.
I've realised that hate and jealousy can make you do things you never thought you were capable of.
Always feel the pain , but dont act on it. This is a lesson I've learnt the hard way.

4, Revenge is a dish best served cold. - First line of one of the best made movies ever. Don't let this line go to your head. No one deserves revenge. Point (3) for more information.

Ok .. Copy pasting job fini.