did i really type this?

now what is all this fuss about orkut? no seriously? i ask you.. i spend hours on it a day. the bloody window is always minimized when i'm at work and i'm taking breaks from copywriting just to refresh the window to see how many scraps i got. ..

on to the next topic of discussion.

some man who read me blog - arvind the terrible - he calls himself, posted the most intriguing comment on my last blog post. did you really write this yourself - or something to that effect.
indignition. thats all i feel. i'm a writer, godammit. not some ctrl+c, ctrl+v person. now give me a little credit. and to answer that question.
yes. i did write that last post, myself.

accenture has added a whole new perspective to my life. yes i am part of creative processes there, yes i am their copy writer. but you see, i actually just a number. no wait.. actually two.
my computer has a number, and then as an individual i do. so anything i do, or need, or ask for, they don't want my name and designation, no.. they don't even care..
can i have your workstation number please? and your ID number? thank you.. please hold...
no .. no.. esteemed, call centre person.. thank you! for helping me solve my problems and making me feel like part of the matrix. i am you know.

so my id card isn't working one day, and i need to swipe the damn thing to get back into my bay, to get out of the rest room, yada yada. so lets just say that if you lose your id.. you don't get to pee. that's the only thing that keeps me holding on to it for dear life, as only one of my kidneys is functioning... i'm so sure of it.
the help desk checks my card and they knew the last place i used it at.. this gets me staring at them .. and in my head i'm thinking.. is there a gps on that.. lab rat.. lab rat..

sorry.. thats a song i just made up in my head.. the chorus goes .. is there a gps on that.. ? lab rat .. you're nothing but a lab rat..
woe is me and all that.

.dee out