i am writing this entry for two reasons:
1, because i was tagged by aria ..
2, i watched kabhi alvida na kehna yesterday and i thought i must educate the world on the genius who is karan johar..
so why not combine two posts in one.. i'm a smart one.. i am.
so here goes:
. i'm thinking about: how k.a.n.k preceeded by an 's' would sound either like skank or skunk, depends on which way you want to pronounce it, of course.
skank: (noun) any substance considered disgustingly foul or unpleasant.
skunk: (noun) mammal having a bushy tail and black fur with white markings and ejecting a foul-smelling oily liquid from glands near the anus when frightened or in danger.
i needn't say anymore.. karan johar did this to himself. abbreviating and all. moron.
. i said: amma!it's directed by karan johar!! the movie is four hours long!!!!!
she said: i don't care. you and your sister are coming with me.
. i want: a fish fillet burger, fries and coke from mc.donalds for lunch again. me mom kept up to her end of the bargain. you come with me for the movie. mc.donalds meal on me. deal i said. lets go. we'll miss the beginning, dammit.
. i wish: i had a party to go to that was down the road tonight too.
. i hear: people asking me how much sleep i caught during the movie..
pffft i scoff at their arrogance. at pvr? please.. their international standard audio systems don't afford you that luxury. now really. the tickets cost that much for a reason.
. i wonder: many things.
a, how could amitabh bachan still be so graceful and elegant even at that age. he was the only good thing about the movie. in fact, he was great.
b, how much production spent on glycerine to make rani mukherjee cry that much?
c, how karan johar came up with such great witticisms such as: sexy sam.. sexy sam.. wham bam wham bam thank you sam... truly touching.
. i regret: nothing.. oh gosh no.. it was a great learning experience..
. i dance: yes.. john abraham commanded me to.. dance with me baby, wont you dance with me allnight.. wont you party party party, wont you burn the floor tonight? he asked.. how can anyone say no. going to nacho all i night, i am.
. i sing: sapnon ke din hain .. sapnon ke ratein !! i can't get those blasted lines outta my head..
. i cry: yes i do, 'nuff said. so does everyone in that movie. i am not lying.. EVERYONE in that movie cries at some point. with rani taking the lead of course.
. i am not always: this critical.
. i make with my hands: clickety click noises messaging lady beryl and nj during the movie.. asking them what i did in my last birth to deserve this. as if they knew .. pffft.
. i write: to tell you that the truth is out there.. playing at every theatre in sight, love will find a wayyyyyy .. jannniiyeeeeee .. it took love four hours and nine hundred wrong turns to find its way though. poor thing.
. i confuse: rani mukherjee with a leaking faucet.
. i need: lots of diet coke. this post made me relive the k.a.n.k experience all over again. dammit.
. i tag: no one. just go watch the movie. you must. must. must.
before i go! i must add this bit of conversation that i had with mala belavangala on msn about k.a.n.k
malavika says:
yeah too long...but i like the concpt
malavika says:
keep looking for someone you love...even if it means marrying ppl along the way
dee iyer says:
i like that one mala
dee iyer says:
can i put it up on my blog?
malavika says:
oh k hehee
she's the cutest.. teehee ..
true.. keep looking for someone you love .. even if it means marrying people on the way .. :)
.dee out.
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